I am so so so sorry to any child that was forced to read these. Especially to those who played Dungeons and Dragons in hopes of gaining supernatural powers. As it's been proven by many a stranger thing, TTRPGs are a symptom of occult talent, not a cause.
My personal corrections to Chick's instructions (last page) once you've found me:
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Read your Bible every day to get to know Jesus Christ better. Use your critical thinking skills to consider whether or not God would qualify as a good parent in today's society. Is crucifixion a valid form of corporal punishment for unruly children? Discuss whether God's fitness as a parent impacts his capacity to govern as a supreme being.
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Talk to God in prayer everyday. He hates that - prayer spam drives him nuts.
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Be baptized in bodaciousness, be excellent to one another, and serve where love is the final authority.
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Tell others about Jesus Christ and how to ding a ding dang your dangalong ling long.