Soccer (Closing)

Cardiff and Swansea, the world renowned clubs from Cornwall.

It's probably some other county...but I'm shit at remembering English counties

I reckon it's somewhere around Devon

TNS would somehow still win the league.

St James' has become sentient and is rampaging throughout the north

I'm a music student, and consider myself good at spelling, but rhythm still trips me up. Stupid word.

What hospital do you work at? Could be good to know

Alright, how's it going, alright?

Well fuck them too

As someone that lives in America now, 99% of people here, seriously don’t know where American Football teams let alone cities are located, Let alone UK.

Average level of yank geography.

I for one welcome Blyth Spartans claiming their rightful place as the biggest club in the country. Robbie Dale would've made mincemeat of Haaland.

At least I'd get to see us win things occasionally again

uP tHe PoMpEy

Nah, this clearly is a wind up. Intentionally designed to wind people up, and it’s worked.

Ah yes, my favourite northern club, Brentford

Why are some logos new and some logos old. Like look at Birmingham lmao and Arsenal. And then they're using Manchester's new logo.

Who knew Brentford was further north than Leeds?

Fucking hell, the blue shite have built their new stadium a bit out of the way.

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It gets worse the more you look at it

This really represents the American knowledge of geography quite well

Gotta love that Welsh team Everton

Hahahaha, eat shit Spurs!

That short journey from Middlesbrough through Leeds to Newcastle

Messi could never do it on a cold rainy Tuesday at the Gtech 😂

How can they get Reading & Norwich so right but Blackburn & Brentford so wrong 😂

Blackburn giving Celtic a run for their money next year

Everton: Today I feel Welsh

Newcastle are in the north right? Yeah seems legit, ship it

This is utter disrespect considering they're own fucking team is in Wales 😂

QPR, the famous Gloucestershire club

Probably shouldn't have asked Jack Grealish to make the map.

“Is that England?” …

I'm a plumber and and you're asking me which side is hot and which side is cold? fuggedaboutit!

lol I’m an electrical engineer and polarity still trips me up sometimes. Also go Loons!

I would love to see that. Like Neymar placing Ligue 1 clubs on a french map after 6 years at Paris. I wonder how many he'd get right lmao

it's not pronounced blith

I reckon this was made by a Liverpool fan trolling. Everton in Wales and Man Utd wiped off the map.

If we're being very very generous, Everton are well supported in North Wales and Shrewsbury used to play in the Welsh Cup. Fuck knows what Rochdale are doing there though!

Apparently the encyclopedia of football does not contain any maps

Humans do have two hip joints they can move.

Blyth Spartans are massive