this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

30 years go by. Retire. Live in quiet neighborhood. Phone rings. It’s the manager’s voice. Now it’s time to pay the price.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Oldboy (2003)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People are dumb about food poisoning. 99% of the time you touched something, didn’t wash hands, and self inoculated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

or ate seafood in the midwest. or mexico

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm just lazy, but that seems like a lot of effort. Fuck that, I'm out lol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some people will go very, very far out of their way to be very slightly petty. It's...the principle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Weird way to write weaponized autism.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Logic of the average 4-Chan-er.