Jude the Obscure

"England don't play slow football"

....uh what?

Missed about a quarter of the match, how’s England looking? This a “clobbered to hell and back” or a “we could get a goal soon” kinda goal difference?

Jude looks like the only one with attacking intent

My Mum would be better than Rashford... at least the rest of the team wouldn't pass her the ball to lose it.

I’ll never understand the advertising of medicines to Americans….. leave that sign to doctors

Kane doing build up duty kills me.

RASHY ❤️❤️❤️

was worried rashford to fk tht

Can't believe they let him cut in on his right. Knew what would happen before it did

I was waiting for the Rashford celebration

Love u Jude

Eat shit FIGC and Gravina siuuuuuu

Jude Bellingham, take a bow

Shocker England scores when Italy can’t get a tactical foul without a card

I'm just happy to see Scamacca doing well, even if it didn't work out with West Ham.

I love the trumpets, I love the drums, I love crowds like this! How do they get their instruments into the stadium anyways?

Italy have had no threat running in behind with Scamacca so maybe they'll try to play more vertical with Kean

Really unbelievable call

Birmingham retiring Jude's shirt makes more sense now

They were a million years ahead of all of us with such a big brain move

I knew when Udogie had that chance saved we were gonna lose

How the fuck has he missed that lmao

Curtis Jones is punching air

Whose the no 12 for England? I missed when he came on

Phillips is just too important to take off. The midfield would crumble.

HENDERSON?!

Henderson again fuck this

On a team with Kane and Bellingham, how rashford thinks he’s the dude is beyond me

What happened to Saka?

How does bro think that wasn’t a foul

so that one is a pen

why do the band play the Italian Job music? what are they expecting to be sang to that?

gimps

Udogie's on a yellow too ahahaha

Udogie will get a red card, he's not new to stupid stuff

Imagine if Philips scored that. What would be the narrative?

Jude is fucking excellent

Anyone else feel like they've been watching the same England performance for like 25 years?

There have been some undeniable highs and occasional fluid purple patches but for the most part we're condemned to dropping 6/10 stodgy performances forever.

Death, taxes, erectile dysfunction adverts when sport is on the telly in England

Fuck off with your begging signs, even giving your son one. Stop televising them

At least he is trying something. Our build up play is so slow

So he missed the ball but the chats ragging on Phil? Which one is it lol . Needs to stop being dramatic and stay on his feet but seemed like it coulda been a pen

Bellingham gets shit done.

Route one is the way

Fuck the Italians

woof that gotta hurt for scalvini lol

Trippier is very clearly a square peg in a round hole on that left side, especially when we gets forward, and Phillips is just not fit and sharp at all — everything else looks very positive

Colwill and Trent in their places would have been perfect