Man United’s ball retention is shocking. Doesn’t look like they’ve played together before.

Bro ain’t no way United paid 100M for Antony and 50M for Onana. 💀🤡😱😱😱

I miss Delap

United fans wanting Mctominay gone all summer whilst gassing up Onana as a transformative progressive signing is the funniest shit.

Why isn't Reguilon in the squad? I thought he was fit.

Ain’t no way it’s soon 11 years since United won the league.

Maybe Evans, Dalot, Lindelöf and Antony can ein it again! 💀

"Not surprised Maguire has got the nod here..."

Is there any other option to choose from? Weird thing to say.

Manchester United looking very poor so far

This is the worst we’ve looked since Ten Hag took over.

we are so shit its not even funny

In b4 Sheffield [1] - 0 Manchester United

I cannot tell Antony and Bruno apart rn

How is Sheffield playing so well?? Lmfao

Life hack for all United fans: If you squint your eyes you can pretend that you're the red team

I’ve just been staring at my screen for the last 35 minutes without a single thought or emotion.

These colors are so hard to tell apart

Reckless Onana strikes again.

ManU players lose any semblance of coordination and ability as soon as they get to the opponent's half

I want a certified Onana moment. I won't settle for less.

For a team in 20th place Sheffield is playing really good

Mcburnie was turning away looking stunned he'd missed before the ball even left his foot

Called it lmao

Well then

Man U trying to move the ball about is actually embarrassing

United have been woeful and are lucky to be drawing.

Granted, I don't watch enough of their games but that squad looks bad on paper apart from 1/2 players.

Amrabat doing his best Jorginho impersonation

how is united incapable of having a midfield? they are still missing ander herrera and he left pre covid lol. tthey buy aging really good players with one good season left in them and then wonder why they can't keep the ball or contain any opponents

That guy was right Ten Hags isn't enough this Man U team need Eleven or Twelve Hags minimum

Serious football club and Onana ain’t the same thing.

Broooooo….

Proper postprandial vibe to this match

That would've been a howler if Onana hadn't gotten his arm down in time. We really need to sort out our defense in the window.

Antony is shit. He was essentially kicking at air and managed to hit the ball.

Lol when we do it it's a penalty ofc

Duality of Mcfred

The Scotsman giveth and he taketh away

Damn we so bad this is so sad really maybe we don’t deserve to be even top 10 with this form

Not went to the effort of looking at the games hes played but get the feeling that stat about Maguires win record just tells you Ten Hag doesn't trust him to start against decent teams so most of his games are against easier opposition not that United are better with him.

Gary Neville voice: ”But this is Manchester United!”

😂💀🤡

Give the ball to Anthony and watch it get wasted. Story of first 15 minutes.

United do not look good here....which means they'll probably nick one first.

You have to get up Jonny there's no one else

We are fucking shocking

What is it with everyone holding their arms out today

I really can't see Ten Hag getting another season. I don't think he should be sacked mid season or anything, but he isn't the man to take UTD to the top. This football is awful

I mean fair enough

Ten Hag just isn't him.

Ain’t no way any United supporter can be proud of that goal. Embarrassing performance for United so far. 💀💀💀

Halaand who??

Scot McTominay better than Rooney?

Norwood holding him back, should be looked at tbh.