Soccer (Closing)

Can't remember when we looked this dead in attack before this season

It's wild how little ManU get out of the hundreds of millions of £ they have on the pitch. Money can't score goals but you(I) would think it would do something. They're terrible.

Gala found %100 four chances within first 15 mins against Copenhagen at home. Man U is really dead in attack.

Has Bruno made a single good pass tonight? Utterly invisible, shocking

Lukas Lea sounds like something a Danish Star Wars mega fan would name their child.

Not being funny but if you’ve not got your life savings on Copenhagen to win then you’re doing it wrong

Copenhagen are putting no effort into this press. United would be as well shelling long ball into McTominay and trying to win 2nd balls

man yanited making every kobenhaven players look like messi

even ref said fuck this shit game. Final result is gonna be 0-0.

Ref was bored to death

Hatred of United aside for one minute.

What do they do to improve? New manager? Ten Hag doesn't appear to have improved anyone. Maybe its just a shit stretch and things improve.

My main concern with Ten Hag is his transfers. I am okay with Antony though think he's overpriced. But most of the transfers are just rubbish.

17 sec early whistle lmao the ref was so fucking bored!

Ref had enough

LMAOO HE ENDED THAT SHIT EARLY

Achouri is such a fun player to watch. Such a great transfer.

~16 months in, fuck tons spent and we're back to where we were (if not worse) when we lost to Brentford. Credit where it's due to the players, manager and the overall club in speed running a shit cycle. Unfortunately Moyes still has you beaten.

Wtf. Who calls half time BEFORE 45?

I understand at 45 if there's been no wastage, but before? Bordering on incompetency.

Players aren’t playing for this guy you can see it in their body language!!!!

How’s this one going then?

I get the allure of the name of man United to players but it really doesn’t look fun compared to the rest of the big 6

Except Chelsea

Not trying to take the piss, but how has United spent so much, yet have such shit on the pitch and the bench?

Ten Hag out right now

Soon as the full time whistle blows, I want the Glazers to walk onto the field and fire Ten Hag in front of the whole stadium. Get this bald bum out the club. 18 months into the job and he can’t even get a play style implemented

Still think they will nick it, but United are so insipidly shit. Ten Hag looking less and less like the right man for the job with every passing week.

Rashford onside there. The fuck is VAR doing?

Bald Ole

A club legend, a proven winner and motivator, an experienced sports director turned manager, a new hot up and comer. We go again!

AWWWWWW CMON GARNACHOOOOO WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT

Not a pen but man played with fire there…

Bro subbed off the only defensive minded midfielder in the team , this is some mad stuff

Stop trying to make this kid the next Haaland … you have the next CR7 in your bench

Alright we finally got a game on our hands.

United should have been in for Maddison.

Copenhagen’s crossing is something else lol

Garnacho and Pellestri in the bench while Haaland Lite wastes all the balls thrown at him… Man Unjted and competent coaches turning into frauds

Rashford ffs ur so baaaad holy

Copenhagen seem to do the hard parts well and the easy parts terribly

How was that not a pen? Second defender clearly took Hojlund's leg

Miles off tbf

Opposition players taking 40 yard shots because they know Onana's shit lmao

K Diks, over the wall

K Diks, over the wall

Maguire complaining about that, he almost pulled the guys arm off

Every time I say that Rashford is shit, he scores... So just to do my bit for the premier league's coefficient... Rashford is a fucking awful football player.