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'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them
(www.alternet.org)
FFS you're a grown-ass man!
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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Wait, wasn't this the same shit absolutism used as an excuse for it's existence? God definitely chooses who rules countries or not,, but some are only good for us in the very long term...
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This man is not having sex since 9 months prior his last child was born.. I bet he's angry!
There's nothing clear about this at all....
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Well, clearly burning bush, Jewish zombie, eternal damnation, Therefore I'm God wants me to be in power. Because reasons. QED.
If you notice someone (mostly politicians) randomly pop out of nowhere and start telling you shit you wanna hear, that lerson is lying pieace of shit trying to play you. This is a highly effective method btw.