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#FT: Bayern Munich 8-0 SV Darmstadt 98


Venue: Allianz Arena

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Bayern Munich

Manuel Neuer, Kim Min-Jae, Matthijs de Ligt (Mathys Tel), Alphonso Davies (Frans Krätzig), Noussair Mazraoui, Jamal Musiala (Aleksandar Pavlovic), Joshua Kimmich, Konrad Laimer (Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting), Harry Kane, Leroy Sané, Kingsley Coman (Thomas Müller).

Subs: Bouna Sarr, Daniel Peretz, Sven Ulreich.

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SV Darmstadt 98

Marcel Schuhen, Klaus Gjasula, Matej Maglica, Christoph Klarer (Thomas Poppler Isherwood), Fabian Schnellhardt (Mathias Honsak), Tobias Kempe (Emir Karic), Marvin Mehlem (Bartol Franjic), Fabian Nürnberger, Matthias Bader, Tim Skarke, Luca Pfeiffer (Christoph Zimmerman).

Subs: Alexander Brunst-Zöllner, Oscar Wilhelmsson, Jannik Müller, Fraser Hornby.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

4' Joshua Kimmich (FC Bayern München) is shown the red card.

21' Klaus Gjasula (Darmstadt) is shown the red card.

38' Matthijs de Ligt (FC Bayern München) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

41' Matej Maglica (Darmstadt) is shown the red card.

45'+2' Substitution, Darmstadt. Christoph Zimmermann replaces Luca Pfeiffer.

45' Substitution, Darmstadt. Mathias Honsak replaces Fabian Schnellhardt.

49' Matthias Bader (Darmstadt) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

51' Goal! FC Bayern München 1, Darmstadt 0. Harry Kane (FC Bayern München) header from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Noussair Mazraoui with a cross.

56' Goal! FC Bayern München 2, Darmstadt 0. Leroy Sané (FC Bayern München) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Konrad Laimer.

60' Goal! FC Bayern München 3, Darmstadt 0. Jamal Musiala (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Harry Kane following a set piece situation.

62' Substitution, Darmstadt. Bartol Franjic replaces Marvin Mehlem.

62' Substitution, Darmstadt. Emir Karic replaces Tobias Kempe.

64' Goal! FC Bayern München 4, Darmstadt 0. Leroy Sané (FC Bayern München) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Kingsley Coman.

65' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Thomas Müller replaces Kingsley Coman.

66' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Frans Krätzig replaces Alphonso Davies.

69' Goal! FC Bayern München 5, Darmstadt 0. Harry Kane (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from more than 35 yards to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Thomas Müller following a fast break.

69' Fabian Nürnberger (Darmstadt) is shown the yellow card.

71' Goal! FC Bayern München 6, Darmstadt 0. Thomas Müller (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Noussair Mazraoui with a cross.

72' Substitution, Darmstadt. Thomas Isherwood replaces Christoph Klarer.

76' Goal! FC Bayern München 7, Darmstadt 0. Jamal Musiala (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Thomas Müller with a through ball.

77' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Mathys Tel replaces Matthijs de Ligt.

77' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Eric Choupo-Moting replaces Konrad Laimer.

77' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Aleksandar Pavlovic replaces Jamal Musiala.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Imagine being down to 10 men in the 5th minute and then going on to win 8-0.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Neuer didn't score.

Sack Tuchel right now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This was a very fun game. First half with the madness of 3 straight red cards, second half with 8 goals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I refuse to believe we signed De Ligt and then Kane in consecutive years

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

How can you be so shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It could’ve been at least 10 as well

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bayern has been such a 2nd half team this season. In most games, they look like shit only to turn it on in the 2nd half and win comfortably in the end.

Dortmund away with Laimer as a sole midfielder will be interesting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Crazy thing is: we missed a few good chances in the second half

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Red card in minute 4 and you still win 8-0. That is a Bayern Munich moment if I've ever seen one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Motm: Kimmich.

Couldn't have done without his sacrifice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't why, but the fact alone that there was stoppage time made me laugh my ass off

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Muss Spaß machen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

8 goals in one half must at least be close to a record as well

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

2nd half fc again lol

Also Kane is the best striker itw right now and Sané is actually top 3 at his position lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Slaughtered

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

average Bundesliga match, nothing out of the ordinary to see here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Leroy Sane is a whole different player now, world class.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He's been pretty great under Tuchel, love it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is Darmstadt a hated team in Germany? I've seen a lot of bad comments about them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bayern woke up at the 50th minute and chose violence

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Least chaotic Bundesliga game

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Anyone with knowledge of records for most goals scored in one half?

From anything from Bayerns own record to European club football as a whole?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

cAnT bAyErN pLaYeRs EvEr PaSs ThE bAlL tO kAnE?

wild game, very important for our mentality.

Kimmich hopefully learns his lesson now. Although I doubt he will

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A reminder that this game was 0-0 after 50 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was watching the Classico.
Broski, are you telling me this all happened in one half?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And people really are suppose to treat Bundesliga seriously...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Kane is unstoppable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

welcome back captain

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That was brutal, self-inflicted red cards but Bayern were just so good, very tough to watch…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Take it from someone who has been there, at least this wasn't at home Darmstadt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don’t even know how can we resist against this Bayern team. They are beasts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not the bayern-Darmstadt game we expected, but I'm really happy anyways

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne

I assume this holds the record for most goals in one half. But I think this might get the record for the top 5 leagues.

Edit: record for most goals in one half

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Finally a typical Bayern game again. Struggle a little in the beginning and then just slaughter the opponent and don't stop when they're already dead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Anyone who watched able to recap how neuer looked in his comeback? Also 3 straight red cards in first 40 minutes lol wtf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Joshua Kimmich could have really cost his team today...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is all Darmstadt's masterplan. They knew Kimmich would try to get an early red so Neuer can show his skills with an epic comeback. Darmstadt knowing they can't beat a Bayern with Neuer gets 2 reds forcing Bayern to dominate the game. Now Tuchel, unimpressed with Neuer's performance, is going to bench him for the next games

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not that it’s super-useful, but Kane’s 9.8 fotmob rating I think is the highest I’ve ever seen.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh my fucking god.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Tuchel-ball has been unconvincing but I’ll say that he’s brought a lot of stability and structure to the team.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It was a close game until it wasn't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I love Kane so much that I want Spurs to win the league

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

7 goals in 25 minues 😳

You know what, 2. division isn't that bad, could be worse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And St. Pauli will be promoted this season.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Miss you Bae

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

and someone was trying to argue with me yesterday that the bundesliga is more interesting than the 2. bundesliga...

what is this scoreline...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Müller gets 2 assists and a goal off the bench. Man what a legend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
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