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Fucking love calling anything a cunt, whether that’s me, a golf ball, the stupid cunt that just cut me up. It’s just versatile man.

Shitcunt seems to be gaining popularity, but I’m a purist.

Used most often: Fuck

Most amused by: Bellend

I have always thought that the most effective and efficient is: Bellend

Fuck or Cunt

My mum stubbed her toe once and came out with “ya fucking shitty bastard” so that’s a firm favourite combo for me now.

Fucktard for being an utter bellend.

Spazoid for being a silly sausage.

Fuck's sake, and alternatively Fucksocks.

"Bollocks" is a classic for a reason.

Bollocks, sometimes with a modifier:

Fucking bollocks Fucking load of bollocks Bollocky fuck twat What a load of bollocks Bollocks That's bollocks

You can't beat cunt.

So satisfying to say, and makes people squirm.

I love calling someone a 'berk'. Simple, harmless word but it's got a good affectionate ring to it.