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alt textGoogle maps review of Whole Foods Market by Allan Mueller, 42 reviews, 8 photos.

4 stars.

Nice, sterile atmosphere. Hypnotically Caucasian. The chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal: another of god's little tests

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That is probably the review by a man with at least one "Hypnotically Caucasian"(dibs on the band name) woman out in a trailer, chained to a wall.

I plan to use Hypnotically Caucasian more often in day to day conversation.

[–] bignuts700@pawb.social 26 points 1 year ago

why are google maps reviews so unhinged

[–] popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago

'Hypnotically Caucasian' sounds like a phrase that a hyper nationalist Ásatrú would use unironically.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine saying something like "hypnotically Caucasian" about any other race

[–] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Yes, that's part of the joke. It's so unnerving.