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Among the restrictions imposed, Hunt is now banned from:

  • Being in possession of any type of mask or face covering in a public place, including whilst in a vehicle in a public place, between the hours of 21:00 and 06:00 unless officially required for medical purposes or by law.
  • Wearing or being in possession of black all-in-one garments in a public place, including in a vehicle in a public place between the hours of 21:00 and 06:00.
  • Crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground in a public place whilst wearing a full-body covering, clothing that appears like a full body covering and/or mask/full face covering.
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's the point of even going outside if you can't wriggle in a black onesie?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's my plan for the whole weekend!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well now we can’t play night crawlers, Frank.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I... what...?

[–] Vampiric_Luma 8 points 1 year ago

The masks make him look like something from Silent Hill. Gimp masks are a smidge spooky to me - adding neon white paint to make a smile and highlighting the eyes is nightmare fuel and I can see where one might think they're in danger when this dude is wiggling around.

Add some fog...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

okay but why will he be allowed to do that shit again in 5 years? 😭 it's not like people will be fine with it by then

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Time to get therapy? During the court case he said it was a cry for help.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nightcrawlers?