this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

These early stage memes will stay with the platform for as long as we want.

Either a new copy pasta or a real shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

You mean a new response just dropped?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Or noshitpost

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This will be our founding memes. Like the jolly rancher story on reddit, or the guy with the broken arm.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

wait what I think I missed something, what're you talking about?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Some dude asked how he could avoid pooping for three days for undisclosed reasons. It took off from there and birthed the Fediverse's first real original meme/copypasta. The equivalent of "Narwhal bacons at midnight" on Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're writing shitpost history here, fellas!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, how not normal is it to not shit for a few days?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I think that's considered constipation. A "normal" poop schedule supposedly ranges from 3 times a day to 3 times a week.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can someone explain the pooping thing to me? Ive been away for a business trip for the entire week, I haven't pooped in 3 days either. Why does the person who hasn't pooped matter? What's up with these memes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, we haven't got the poop knife anymore, this will suffice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I may have left reddit behind, but I will always carry the poop knife story with me in my heart.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

You're full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Brother i saw the og 3 day no shit post took a 1-2 day break and now there are memes about it everywhere...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Read poop post left for a few days.. now confused……. Are we not pooping!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

But it's our "thing" now.

We're the poop place.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

with this being yet another post about it…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It do be happening

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