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That SSgt enlisted at 32 bro, wild

Sebastian Vollmer would be a great guest for color commentary today

WOOOOO FUCK RUSSIA

I hate how the military and the NFL are so intertwined. Feels wrong to me.

This is America, speak Eng-- oh wait.

Watching a pirated NFL stream even though I have NFL Network in my cable package because I am banished to the basement when football starts at 9:30 and I don't have NFL+. Just 2023 things.

Kraft is channeling Costanza with that coat

Robert Kraft looking up closest massage parlor in Frankfurt

At least Boutte is active. Something to watch

Minshew is baked

I have never ever heard someone raping our/the german anthem like this. Embarassing.

The good thing if the running game gets going means the game ends sooner

Keep this energy all game please

You ever just look at you 8 foot 7 inch DT and feel thankful?

Is it still Minshew mania time?

Guten tag Rich

I feel like in a different life Belichick could have been a German Chancellor

God blessed us all with Dan’s absence today.

Belichick giving big Napoleon dynamite grandma vibes

Hell yeah, should be 32 NATO allies soon.

Ahh this takes me back to Mercedes winning a FI race

Hi from Germany, serious question: are people in the US actually fine with seeing their team play thousands of miles away? I’m a soccer fan and I imagine what would happen here if they decide to let regular matches of the Bundesliga be played elsewhere in the world. Probably war.

German national anthem is pretty fire

Lowe at left tackle.. Hahaha

I'm a time traveler from 2008. This is the AFC championship game, right?

..right?

There are so many better ways I could spend my morning than this game… going for a walk, writing, visiting my mom… yet here I am. Wasting my precious life away watching two teams play in a game I won’t remember in 10 days

My wife is screaming at me, my 4 year old told me she is going to set the house on fire if I don't change the TV to cartoons and my 8 year old told me he is going to put me in a home if I make him watch Colts v Patriots.... What a great football morning!

Yooo that short clip of Bill doing the walk of shame had me DYING

Mac Jones has laughed and now he's Brady (at handoffs)

Why the fuck is our run defense suddenly garbage?

Looks like Bill Belichick finally realized they signed Ezekiel Elliott.

Is this still a rivalry game?

This game is going to have a final score of like 22 - 18 but I'm gonna enjoy it all the same!

Thank God Eisen is the announcer.. perfect for a 630 am game, nothing over the top but just the right amount of intensity..

I'm up at 0640 on a Sunday morning to watch Colts v Patriots.

Am I sick?

Ezekiel Elliot hall of fame or hall or very good?

Minshew probably spent this week just knee dip in middle aged German women.

Everything I see Justin Herbert in, he appears to have the personality of a 2x4

French commentator was bigger on the inside

Hopefully Gärtner Herrenschuh has a great game in Deutschland

i'm reminding myself of how boring July is for sports to watch this game

Rich Eisen sucks

Mac Jones might be worse than Zach Wilson.

Sac Jones

IT'S MINSHEW TIME BABY!

Minshew is Fitzmagic lite but that’s more than enough

Why is this commentator yelling

Please Indy, put them out of their misery early.

German national anthem not a banger

Where’s David hasselhoff?