If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.
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Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.
Mind control them to behave around women
Professor X behaves around women? Hahaha
More likely given the buffoonery of the club you’ll see Onana levitate with the ball while rashford mysteriously runs into defenders again and again but doesn’t try anything else.
Oh wait…
And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.
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Don't think even Professor X can make Martial score
Martial with proper work ethic and not sulk at the slightest competition + not made out of glass could have fulfilled his ballon dor clause
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THE patrick stewart? the poop from the emoji movie?
I know things are pretty bad at United atm, but bringing in the X-Men is a bit much.
Terrible betrayal of Huddersfield if true.
Make it so
Make it so!
There's Klingons in the owner's room, Jim!
More like Ferengi.
Its united Jim, but not as we know it.
Having Professor X running things for you doesn’t seem all that fair, now does it
Haha we've got professor X on the helm. WE'RE WINNING THE TREBLE BOYS!
He's seen everything. He's seen it all.
Get ready for spontaneously naked women around Old Trafford
"Ive seen everything"
Posh Spice walks in
Hopefully he can get his brother, The Juggernaut to help out in defence
Vinnie Jones might be just the right kind of crazy they need now.
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The multiverse of madness
One day they will by mistake sign good players and win the league through sheer trial and error.
If you buy more lottery tickets than everyone else, you’ve got a way better chance of winning. Thanks, I’m Michael Owen.
Mild shock
Why do they all look like Goonies over there at old trafford?
Wait Picard?
Set the course to Champions League.
Make it so.
Make it so
We have engaged... the ~~Borg~~ Board.
Who the fuck is this guy. Thought it was supposed to be one of Ratcliffes people
Tea, earl grey, hawwt
He does have a great screenplay about hanging out with Rooney, Beckham and Posh. Good fit.
Engage!
“Maguire! His head, wide!”
He’s seen it all
Now the plight of the red shirts makes sense
Cerebro transfer committee
When he sees the next poor results and sacks ETH: "The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!"
Just thinking, Patrick Stewart walks in day one to Ten Hag's office and just starts shouting, "The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther."
Captain Picard??? Does he know about football????? incredible
Reading the name and seeing the small image on my phone threw me for a loop 🤣
Huh? Oh.
Make it so!
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