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He's like an Arrested Development character

The fact my reddit page shows a drug rehab ad under this post is hilarious

When will white billionaires finally catch a break in life?

#whitebillionairesmatter

Someone please let Jim know that I would be willing to take this burden off his hands.

The proletariat uprising before the end of the world is going to comprise of the red army driving around in police cars and spanking these billionaires with batons.

That's an uhh interesting take

I'd give my left nut to live in a country that oppressed billionaires

That’s Jim Irsay for you, nothing more than a trust fund baby that’s a junkie

Jim Irsay Shut The Hell Up Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

This is so stupid, I’m somehow laughing, exasperated, and angry all at the same time.

I like how discrimination against White billionaires is defined by being arrested for a crime he did commit.

Dang I needed a good laugh this morning.

Oh another poor oppressed rich white guy. Let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin.

Haven't white men been through enough?

Tone deaf to the extreme.

Orrrrrr

“STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!”

r/nottheonion

This ain't it Jim.

From The 🌰 onion

Is there a go fund me

Reminds me of my Trump loving cousins. When he first got indicted, they were complaining about how there were "two different justice systems" and that Trump was getting mistreated by the courts/prosecutors. It took every bit of my energy not to laugh at that.

Another reminder why we need a significant estate tax on billionaires…

r/nottheonion

I would never participate in an “Eat the Rich” type of event. Having said that, shit like this will make me pass the ketchup to those that will participate.

Does he know the B in BLM dosnt stand for Billionaires

I think of it this way:

If you’re a white billionaire, you really have to unequivocally fuck up so badly that it can’t be covered up in any way shape or form.

Sorry Jim

I thought this was an Onion headline.

Ok then let's take his billions away then so it doesn't happen

I'm sorry what

Between him and "Cancelled" Ballard the Colts FO certainly is something

This obviously sounds ridiculous, but jealousy is a motherfucker and if you don't think the underpaid rookie cops working the 3am shift would make an example or take out their frustrations on the super rich guy that they wouldn't do to another guy that's similar to them in age/status, then I don't even know what to say.

Well.

I say we double down on oligarchical-oppression

What if he was a black billionaire? Would they still arrest him? Or would the double negatives of black and billionaire cancel out?

If he's having such a tough time being a billionaire why not just donate all his wealth and be poor? Unless of course... the little "prejudice" he experiences is nothing compared to being poor.

Why was he driving to begin with

You are a billionaire

These guys are all idiots, every single one

Everyones a victim. Does anyone just take responsibility for their actions anymore!

This dudes family is probably just starting to roll in for the holiday and he instantly goes oppressed victim.

#Hahahaha FUCK YOU, Jim Irsay

How is this not from The Onion?

How fucking out of touch do you have to be to think this, let alone say this to the press??

Hope he sells the team

With Snyder gone. Irsay is the new most disliked owner right?

Jim please just shut the fuck up, go sit in the corner office and count your fucking money but for the love of god shut up...

Laughable….stay out of the news cycle. The Colts and Indianapolis will be better for it.

What a piece of shit.

This is a strange take. Money truly does make people delusional.

Someone's doping their Colts and I think we know who it is now.

Of course they also want to dodge accountability and blame someone else for their self-inflicted problems.