It reminds me of that old Honda riding instructions Engrish thing that circulated a few years ago.
HOW TO MOTORCYCLES
1962 Safety Rules from Honda
Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book Translated by
Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider
- At the rise ofthehandby Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or
otherwise disrespect him.
- I."hen a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn trumpet
melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage. tootel him with vigor
and express by mrd of mouth, waming Hi, Hi.
- Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass
him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go smoothingly by.
- Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid
entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.
- Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon. Press
the brake foot as you roll around the comers, and save the collapse and tie
up.