1005thArmbar

a second class musician? couldn't even spring for first?

Joe Buck is the greatest announcer in sports history, fuck bob costas

Allen will throw 3 TD passes and 1 pick tonight

Russell Wilson will throw 2 TD passes and 0 picks

i can sense it in my penis and ass

fuck all refs, actually

Bryce Young woke up

cowardice that they're very clearly just trying to get into field goal range and have no interest in scoring a TD

i do not remember the last time I saw a thursday night game with two teams above .500

what is this, ESPN Sunday Night Baseball? please stop interviewing people and just tell me what's going on in the game so I know when it's time to look up from my computer and all this work I'm pretending to do

they call it black friday because that's the type of tar heroin people's uncles will be shooting up in the bathroom when they come over for thanksgiving weekend

spoiler: in two hours time, people will be posting about how this game is more fun/better "than it had any right to be"

i am a genius and a hero, never doubt me