BeardedSingleMalt

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Just remind yourself that there was a literal global pandemic not that long ago and being mildly inconvenienced by wearing a simple mask caused these people to lose their fucking minds as though every single one of their freedoms was being stripped away.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was a fancy charcuterie wine place in town that charged out the ass for their premium meat and cheese spreads.

Until someone found out they got all their ingredients from the Publix across the street.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And a shitton of 25-45 year olds.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago

[2 week later] Former lead detective found dead in in what investigators have ruled a suicide. He apparently hung himself after a fit of rage where his house appeared to have kicked in his own front door, tore the hard drive out of his security camera hub, punched himself in the face a number of times, then tied the rope to a bannister and strung himself up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I certainly could use a new new kit piece!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Or like me and you're not a brand-whore you're a "I'm too goddamn broke which one is the cheap"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Them: Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee

Also them: I'd like a venti skinny mocha caramel frappachino with an extra pump of vanilla and no whipped cream.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Ah one of those types where they HAVE to buy a Chevy truck...and the dirtiest it ever gets is when it rains.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The best part, they even used a scene from Aliens when they were waking up!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The party of freedom...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

How long until they have a pamphlet for Klarna at Wendy's

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Enterprise also went out of their way to make that NCC-1764 USS Defiant to look and sound exactly as it appeared for TOS era

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