BeardedSingleMalt

Don't forget their god-emperor Dorito Mussolini withheld congressionally approved military aid before this whole debacle...to attempt to blackmail Ukraine into giving him dirt of Biden....

My right-wing coworker: Why is it we have record inflation whenever a Democrat is in office?

Me: Because the Republican they replaced left things an absolute fucking mess.

It also gives people a sense of deep satisfaction believing they know some dark hidden secret nobody else does... regardless of how absurd it is

It's something you can only believe if you refuse to actually spend more than 5 seconds looking into it.

You hit the nail right on the head there. They seem to confusecritical thinking with reading a conspiracy theory and immediately accepting it as fact

Or you could buy an extension cord from such brands as HUANCHAIN, Mifaso, YISHU, POWRUI or Addtam and maybe it will ship in 4 to 5 days

Yeah I learned that a long time ago. Was looking for a new knife...

Amazon - $14.99 with Free Prime Shipping.

Sellers A & B - $9.99 with $5.00 shipping

Seller C - $4.99 with $10 shipping

If you're attractive and flirt with the carny, they'll probably give you a prize without playing, or at least upgrade you to a better prize for barely hitting the wall. Then you can brag to other people how easy it is to win and they just need to try harder.

Or they got home and thought of it

Or the person ordering made a huge fucking deal out of them not putting enough on

And it's always warm

This meme is so old it's kid is the hostess at a burger joint like this

• All the workers have forearm tattoos

• At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer

• Bacon is $4 extra

• The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl