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“NATO was busted until I came along,” he began. “I said, ‘Everybody’s going to pay.’ They said, ‘Well, if we don’t pay are you still going to protect us?’ I said, ‘Absolutely not.’ They couldn’t believe the answer.”

This coming from the guy notorious for routinely stiffing payments on literally everyone and everything.

It would be an epic episode of IASIP if Frank finds out he has a long lost twin brother. They find out because Mac and Charlie are just chilling in the bar, Arnold walks in and they literally think it's Frank. Mac and Charlie can't tell Frank and Arnold apart while Dennis and Dee claim it's the twin-gene that they can tell.

Throughout the episode it gets increasingly frustrating for Charlie and Mac because they'll be intending to talk to Frank but at Arnold instead and Frank/Arnold has to keep pointing out who is who.

Dennis: "This is retarded, how can you not clearly tell the difference between the 2 of them. They look nothing alike!"

Charlie: "YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE! IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING AT FRANK NEXT TO A MIRROR"

Dee: "Yeeaah uh Charlie, Frank is like half the height of his brother. How are you not seeing this?!"

Mac: "Half the height? I mean, maybe Frank is slouching a little bit. Stand straight up Frank..."

[Frank stands more upright, which to the viewer is barely noticeable"

Mac and Charlie start yelling at the same time.

Charlie: "THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT!"

Mac: "They're clones! There is no other way those 2 are clones!"

Just like that kid in the school yard who thinks he's tough as shit...but only when he has someone backing him up

Other old people...they get free top notch healthcare for life while saying healthcare isn't a right

From the party that screams and whines about how everyone else is taking their freedoms, they sure do love to to take away everyone else's freedoms

Still the best president we've had since Obama

You make it til the next morning? I'm lucky it I make it 20 minutes

t3h VulC4N oF d00m

Well, this is gonna set the Falcons back another 4 years.

I was never really sold on BB anyway but was this guy the best option available?

[Ding] Roll Credits!

Our CIO who recently retired was often famous for justifying low/no raises or bonuses by saying "Well, money isn't everything" and yet still buying an airplane to casually fly

Especially since 2 recent supreme court appointees were involved is the legal crap to overturn Florida