Cruxifux

Yeah. I woke up and was just BEWILDERED that I would have an entire dream that was just… a pun? Like some robot chicken skit in my dreams?

Idk, maybe Dave Anthony and Dan Carlin as vice.

The only one I can kind of remember now that wasn’t even that funny and was more of a visual pun my brain made for me was I had a dream about drag Queen robots that fight crime called the Trans Formers. Which was interesting. But that’s not really what I’m talking about here, the ones I’ve had were for sure comebacks or one liners or genuinely hilarious comments on whatever weird dream situation I was in.

Oh man these are DREAM JOKES. I forget them in five minutes. I should write the next ones down maybe because sometimes they’re legitimate bangers.

Fuck Red Deer.

I have heard some really funny jokes in my dreams. When I wake up from one like that im like “wtf how did my subconscious think of that fucking zinger?”

I thought this was the funniest shit in the world when I was a teenager.

My wife has a really bad habit of doing this. She’s working on it though.

Fuuuuck you guys.

Well DO they teach you that in school?

God I hate that guy.

Shocking. I hate everything.