Start Time: 12:00 CET / 11:00 GMT / 6:00 AM ET / 3:00 AM PT
Venue: Estadio Municipal de Butarque
Participants:
| Name | Species | Represented team |
|---|---|---|
| Tamarro | Monkey | FC Andorra |
| Sisa | Fly | Girona |
| Rojillo and Rojilla | Human | Osasuna |
| Cacho | Bear | Racing |
| Garra | Bear | Oviedo |
| Groguet | Submarine | Villarreal |
| Txurdin | Ball | Real Sociedad |
| Super Pepino | Cucumber | Leganes |
| Indi | Raccoon | Atleti |
| Palmerin | Palm Tree | Real Betis |
| Pio-Pio | Canary | Las Palmas |
| Amunt | Bat | Valencia |
| Dimonio | Devil | Mallorca |
| Morciyeti | Yeti | Burgos |
| Pepe Zorillo | Fox | Real Valladolid |
| Dragones | Dragon | Huesca |
Events:
Pre-event notes: The mascots will compete in six events: 100m obstacle course, 100m sprint, cucumber throw, MLS-style penalty shootout, relay race and an online vote.
12:20 - The mascots are being introduced to the crowd
12:40 - Relay one of the obstacle course event starts, starring Tamarro, Indi, Palmerin and Yeti. Tamarro gets a head start on everyone and proceeds to knock over every obstacle, so Pelmerin and Morciyeti manage to overtake him; Indi finishes dead last
12:43 - Relay two includes Sisa, Dragones, Pio-Pio and Super Pepino. Sisa leaves everyone behind from the first second and wins the relay; Pio-Pio just about beats Dragones and Super Pepino finishes way behind everyone
12:47 Relay three includes Dimonio, Rojillo, Garra and Cacho. Rojillo knocks down everything in his path to build a lead, but Dimonio makes a remarkable comeback between the cones and takes this one. The two bears finish way behind.
12:50 - Relay four includes Txurdin, Amunt, Pepe Zorillo and Groguet. Amunt leads from the get-go and doesn't give anyone else a fighting chance; the rest finish as follows: Groguet, Pepe Zorillo and Txurdin
12:55 - The first relay of the 100m sprint: Tamarro, Indi, Palmerin, Morciyeti, Sisa, Dragones, Pio-Pio and Super Pepino are in lanes 1 through 8. Palmerin and Morciyeti get the best start but at 50m Morciyeti leaves Palmerin behind and by 100 meters the Burgos mascot's win is undisputed; Tamarro, Sisa and Indi catch up to Palmerin, the rest are far behind
13:00 - The second relay of the 100m sprint: Dimonio, Rojilla, Garra Cacho, Txurdin, Amunt, Pepe Zorillo and Groguet in lanes 1-8. Amunt gets the best start, but Rojilla manages a remarkable comeback to take first place, Dimonio takes the bronze medal
13:11 - The cucumber throw event is starting up:
| Name | meters |
|---|---|
| Tamarro | [unknown] |
| Sisa | 33.17 |
| Rojillo and Rojilla | xx |
| Cacho | xx |
| Garra | 11.92 |
| Groguet | 21.18 |
| Txurdin | 22.39 |
| Super Pepino | 20.41 |
| Indi | 21.39 |
| Palmerin | 18.44 |
| Pio-Pio | 18 |
| Amunt | 30.56 |
| Dimonio | 23.24 |
| Morciyeti | 17.76 |
| Pepe Zorillo | 16.25 |
| Dragones | 31.20 |
13:40 - For the penalty shootout event, we'll have Andres Palop in goal
13:45 - Tamarro doesn't overcomplicate things and simply shoots to the left side of the goal. Indi with a disgraceful attempt that Palop could save with his hands tied behind his back.
13:46 - Palmerin tries to copy Tamarro but his shot goes wide to the left. Morciyeti shoots the ball right into Palop's chest.
13:47 - Sisa takes it slow, and tries to shithouse Palop - to no avail.
13:48 - Dragones and Pio-Pio try to bait Palop into making the first move but neither attempt is successful.
13:49 - Super Pepino stops the ball at the penalty spot and takes a normal penalty, but his shot is too weak.
13:50 - Dimonio GOLAZO, as the mascot shoots with power to the right side of the goal. Rojillo tries some stepovers but his shot is off-target.
13:51 - Garra could barely dribble the ball and his shot is way wide
13:52 - Oso Cacho finally baits the goalie to making the first move and succeeds with his shot
13:53 - Txurdin successfully shithouses Palop, and Amunt scores on a powerful shot as well.
13:54 - Let's not talk about Pepe Zorillo's attempt
13:55 - Groguet is the only one who tries to dribble past Palop, and succeeds doing so as the goalie can only deflect the shot, but not save it
14:05 - The groups for the relay race are as follows:
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Group 1 | Tamarro | Indi | Palmerin | Morciyeti |
| Group 2 | Sisa | Dragones | Pio-Pio | Super Pepino |
| Group 3 | Dimonio | Rojillo | Garra | Cacho |
| Group 4 | Txurdin | Amunt | Pepe Zorillo | Groguet |
Group 3 gets the best start, but when they get to the bears group 1 overtakes them and never relinquishes the lead. Group 4 comes third and Group 2 finish fourth.
14:12 - The final of the 100m sprint will include: Indi, Palmerin, Morciyeti, Sisa, Dimonio, Txurdin, Rojilla, Amunt
14:18 - Amunt gets a slow start which leave Morciyeti and Rojilla to duel it out between themselves. The Yeti comes out on top, Rojilla comes second and Amunt rounds out the podium
14:24 - Now for the online vote: Third placed is Txurdin, second place is Amunt, and first place is Indi (what a surprise)
14:25 - The final standings are as follows: Tamarro and Indi tie for the bronze medal with 50 points. Dimonio receives the silver medal with 62 points and the winner is Amunt of Valencia, with 71 points
Points Table -- I have no idea on how the official standings work
| Name | Obstacle Course | 100m | Pepino lauch | Penalty | Relay Race | Online Vote | TOTAL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amunt | 10 | 15 | 15 | 10 | 3 | 18 | 71 |
| Dimonio | 25 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 5 | 2 | 62 |
| Tamarro | 18 | 0 | 12 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 50 |
| Indi | 1 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 25 | 50 |
| Morciyeti | 12 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 47 |
| Txurdin | 0 | 4 | 8 | 10 | 3 | 15 | 40 |
| Rojillo and Rojilla | 15 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 38 |
| Palmerin | 8 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 12 | 37 |
| Sisa | 6 | 12 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 37 |
| Dragones | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 19 |
| Groguet | 2 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 19 |
| Cacho | 4 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 19 |
| Super Pepino | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 12 |
| Pio-Pio | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 8 |
| Pepe Zorillo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 7 |
| Garra | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 |
Let me know if there are any mistakes, or if there's something you want me to change