Doxanarchy

Sounds like the author is mentally ill and in need of psychiatric help.

If he's treating you like this only 6 months in, then it's a massive red flag.

Transgressions*

Stupid cunt.

What's happening with the Astons?

Imagine being the second person on the moon and your legacy ends up being a Trump endorser.

It should be "by accident", "on accident" is incorrect.

They missed a trick by not also using hullabaloo.

What a massive cunt.

Obstreperous - noisy or difficult to control (as in "the boy is cocky and obstreperous")

I was at this gig. It was fantastic.