EffortlessEffluvium

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“The needs of the many…”

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Blursed green fleshlight

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Are you crazy??? That’s only if you are fighting Zuul!!

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Why is she drooling?

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Happy little accidents…

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“Last chance!!! Print!”

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And easier to get out of…

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And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”

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What if I give my eye undies?

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Nothing. But it still leaves your weekend free afterwards.

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Add eggs and that’s a marriage proposal

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Give him a sock!

“Beastie is a free daemon!”

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