FistingEnthusiast

We've already talked about those hypotheticals

We're devoted to each other. There is no amount of money that would change that

There is no price, because it would be cheating on my fiancée

She's more important to me than anything in this world

Smoking affects the flavour hugely

In a bad way

I felt my blood pressure rising as I read this

Perfect satire!

Intelligence, curiosity, a taste for adventure, sense of humour, a healthy sexual appetite (obviously), kindness

I have known a few women who have a cum fetish, but only one who would want me to cum on the things for her to enjoy

I was just not comfortable with cumming on the floor so she could lick it up. She was definitely a power-bottom, and I hope she found happiness somewhere

This is so damned true.

Like how people relaxed once Biden was voted in, thinking that America had learnt what a clusterfuck Trump was

Yanks never seem to learn

The only way you're getting content this specific is to ask someone to make it for you

I'd start by asking fetish content creators. I'm sure you already know this, but you ain't getting this shit for free

Oh, I'm definitely not expecting the US to do the right thing, or even the less awful thing

I fully expect laws to be broken, people to be persecuted, and the entire system thrown into such disarray that your backwards excuse for a country becomes a dictatorship akin to Russia

But there's a small part of me that thinks that maybe it won't

It's a fucking small part.

I'm feeling a very dangerous thing:

Hope

I was pretty close to writing 'Murica off as a lost cause. You lot keep doing the most fucking horrible things

Please don't break my heart yet again

Ask to DM, or invite them to DM you.

Also, make sure you actually establish a rapport. A couple of comments back and forth in a sub is premature. If you see them commenting regularly on things, then engage there, over a period of time. Let them get a feel for you

Bear in mind that reddit is not usually a good place to find a partner. I say usually because I actually met my fiancée on reddit...

We're very much the exception rather than the rule though

Good luck to you!

I got permanently banned for violence

I said "bad bot" to someone saying Elmo didn't do a nazi salute