FlameBurningOrange

Please correct me if I'm wrong but, hypothetically if someone were to vandalise a Tesla to the point of it being written off, could the owner request that the insurance company replace it with a non-tesla car?

Here we go...

(fastens a black leather collar around your neck with a cute heart tag engraved with "Jade" in cursive font)

There we are, good girl (pats head), are you ready to do some tricks for me?

Good girl (pats head) now let's get you a collar and tag so you look like somebody owns you.

Will you be a good girl?

Hi, that invite link has expired. Please can you send me a new one. Thank you 😊

It's interesting you made that observation because both the penis and clitoris start development from the "gentile tubercle" on an embryo.

But surely everyone greets you by saying "Dr. Fossilesque, I presume?".

That alone has got to be worth the overqualification issues.

HOA? That's clearly the UK, we don't have HOAs here.

This image immediately reminded me of this sketch.

Lol go for it!

What kind of porn would you want to shoot?

I'm guessing some public stuff and with a lot of guys. Maybe a gloryhole shoot?

Maybe look for a porn company shooting gangbangs then if you love the attention of other guys and daddy likes to share you, imagine so much cock you'd be drunk on it lol

Maybe you could make your own with your daddy. Everyone loves amateur porn, so why not ask him to film next time you're bent over and getting railed in a public stall 😉