Heartwotalk

It's one of my favorite movies to come out in recent years.

The sketchiest bill I've ever received was from an ER visit. Their website looked so fake that I looked up their phone number and called them directly to figure it out.

Holy Shit! I’ve never seen another I Fight Dragons fan outside of a concert before. You’re awesome!

Y'all are getting pizza parties?

I've been meeting up with a woman who is into CNC. She hasn't seen my face, but I've filled her in her backyard and in a hotel room after tying her up on the floor and leaving a magic wand in her for an hour.

(Yes, we've shared recent STI results)

I don't think it's more racist, but I definitely don't like the idea that it was called marijuana to create a negative connotation with Latin Americans, but now that public opinion is coming around on it, people no longer want to associate it with the Latin American name.

At least used car salespeople will actually sell you the car. Apparently recruiters will just lie about ever even having one.

I definitely agree. I will say that when you eventually are able to make that threesome happen, ask nicely for a double blowjob. It is the hottest thing there is.

You are correct. I had a brain fart. There are shells and the like, but you won't come across the next big T-Rex find.

To expand on this, being older than bones is why you can't find animal fossils in the Appalachian mountains.

Homage to Catalonia by George Orwell would also be a good read for someone looking favorably on the Soviets during the Spanish Civil War.