HowAbt2morrow

joined 2 months ago

Associated Press barred from Oval Office for not using ‘Gulf of America’ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

Yellow snow “flakes”

Tumblr to join fediverse in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This all sounds like the Tenacious D song about trying to kill Rock & Roll

The government doesn't use SQL in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

This guy Elons

Just a tad too tender in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Totally

‘Buy Canadian’ starting to have an impact on retail market in c/canada

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What’s that all a boot?

Just a tad too tender in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sounds like my honeymoon 30 years ago except I left the horns and dingleberries the way I found them.

Just a tad too tender in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Just a flesh wound mate. Get me a pint and I’m good.

Does bong water count as cold brewed tea? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn’t it warm?

Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

I could share a dick pic or two if needed to get through TSA quicker. Softies, hardies, pre/post horizontal lambada.

test in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wrong. It was 6 years ago.

Serial killers should never have to stalk a victim, they can simply park their car way out in an empty parking lot and wait. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Chill out in the stalking lot? That’s like those hunters that sit up in the tree, spray the base with pheromones and wait. What would the “stalker” use as lure?

The Safety Alternative in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We fall, you’re fired.