I_Jedi

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[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Here's my own human-made attempt.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I'm sure Trump is feeling giddy about kicking things off.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

about how egregious his posts were today

Right. Since he's been much worse than usual today, I'm thinking he had a bad meeting with his lobbyist friends this morning, and all of them said, "Get this shit solved or we're impeaching your ass and getting something figured out with Vance".

And Trump doesn't care about fencesitters. He's hoping he'll come out ahead should he keep the lobbyists on his side.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 32 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I think this is Trump. He hears the footsteps coming, so he's getting desperate, and doing anything he can to stop the inevitable.

 

Related full tweet:

If Iran doesn’t FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Source

Giving out an ultimatum to blow up civilian infrastructure is a war crime right

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 42 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Trump would like to express his condolences.

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Trump just posted a follow-up:

The Radical Left Democrats have hurt so many people with their vicious and uncaring ways. What they have done to the Department of Homeland Security, our fantastic TSA Officers, and, most importantly, the great people of our Country, is an absolute disgrace. If the Democrats do not allow for Just and Proper Security at our Airports, and elsewhere throughout our Country, ICE will do the job far better than ever done before! The Fascist Democrats will never protect America, but the Republicans will. Just like the Radical Left allowed millions of Criminals to pour into our Country through their ridiculous and dangerous Open Border Policy, the Republicans closed it all down, and we now have the Strongest Border in American History. Likewise, I look forward to moving ICE in on Monday, and have already told them to, “GET READY.” NO MORE WAITING, NO MORE GAMES! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Source

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago

Vance becomes President, the Epstein Files are completely forgotten, a few more bombs are dropped in Iran before the war exits the media completely, lots of "It's time to move on" from the Dems, various Trumpers try to become a successor.

 

The full related tweet:

If the Radical Left Democrats don’t immediately sign an agreement to let our Country, in particular, our Airports, be FREE and SAFE again, I will move our brilliant and patriotic ICE Agents to the Airports where they will do Security like no one has ever seen before, including the immediate arrest of all Illegal Immigrants who have come into our Country, with heavy emphasis on those from Somalia, who have totally destroyed, with the approval of a corrupt Governor, Attorney General, and Congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, the once Great State of Minnesota. I look forward to seeing ICE in action at our Airports. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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PUT THE SUITCASE DOWN! I SAID DROP IT! bang bang

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today -1 points 3 days ago

That sounds pretty good, actually. You got an ETA?

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

I, Donald Trump, would like to inform you all of the TRUE reason for the operation in Iran - we need to liberate the TrumpWater™ they stole from me!

The Department of Health has discovered a brand new compound called TrumpWater™ shortly after the start of my second term. All you need to do is breathe it in, and you'll be fully hydrated! And Iran is hiding the stuff on their oil rigs! They have some fancy equipment to detect TrumpWater™, so we need to take that too!

The RADICAL LEFT keeps calling TrumpWater™ dangerous, but they're all lying! Like Sleepy Joe! Oxygen likes to set things on fire, so I, Donald Trump, had the oxygen in water replaced for your safety! I had it replaced with clean, pure SULFUR! Iran knows how good TrumpWater™ is, so that's why they're hiding TrumpWater™ on their oil rigs! From both me and the RADICAL LEFT!

Get your bottle of TrumpWater™ today!

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 44 points 4 days ago

Said previous hack put this on players' screens:

 

Sorry about infesting your computer with a trojan. Whoopsies!

[–] I_Jedi@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Get out of here you clanker fuck.

 

The full related tweet:

Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East, has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran. A relatively small section of the whole has been hit. The United States knew nothing about this particular attack, and the country of Qatar was in no way, shape, or form, involved with it, nor did it have any idea that it was going to happen. Unfortunately, Iran did not know this, or any of the pertinent facts pertaining to the South Pars attack, and unjustifiably and unfairly attacked a portion of Qatar’s LNG Gas facility. NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless Iran unwisely decides to attack a very innocent, in this case, Qatar - In which instance the United States of America, with or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field at an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before. I do not want to authorize this level of violence and destruction because of the long term implications that it will have on the future of Iran, but if Qatar’s LNG is again attacked, I will not hesitate to do so. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Source

Looks like Israel got too excited, but Trump is looking for a reason to blow up all of Iran's oil anyway.

 

Related tweet in response to Iran mining the strait:

If Iran has put out any mines in the Hormuz Strait, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! Additionally, we are using the same Technology and Missile capabilities deployed against Drug Traffickers to permanently eliminate any boat or ship attempting to mine the Hormuz Strait. They will be dealt with quickly and violently. BEWARE! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Source

 

The full tweet referenced by the article:

If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. Additionally, we will take out easily destroyable targets that will make it virtually impossible for Iran to ever be built back, as a Nation, again — Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon them — But I hope, and pray, that it does not happen! This is a gift from the United States of America to China, and all of those Nations that heavily use the Hormuz Strait. Hopefully, it is a gesture that will be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Link if you want to verify

 

Full tweet:

Iran, which is being beat to HELL, has apologized and surrendered to its Middle East neighbors, and promised that it will not shoot at them anymore. This promise was only made because of the relentless U.S. and Israeli attack. They were looking to take over and rule the Middle East. It is the first time that Iran has ever lost, in thousands of years, to surrounding Middle Eastern Countries. They have said, “Thank you President Trump.” I have said, “You’re welcome!” Iran is no longer the “Bully of the Middle East,” they are, instead, “THE LOSER OF THE MIDDLE EAST,” and will be for many decades until they surrender or, more likely, completely collapse! Today Iran will be hit very hard! Under serious consideration for complete destruction and certain death, because of Iran’s bad behavior, are areas and groups of people that were not considered for targeting up until this moment in time. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

 

Full related tweet:

There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER! After that, and the selection of a GREAT & ACCEPTABLE Leader(s), we, and many of our wonderful and very brave allies and partners, will work tirelessly to bring Iran back from the brink of destruction, making it economically bigger, better, and stronger than ever before. IRAN WILL HAVE A GREAT FUTURE. “MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN (MIGA!).” Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

 

For starters: I look for the most obscure of the obscure. We're talking about English demos whose reviews are in the single digits. I've gotten better at finding the good stuff in a sea of crap, and I'll share some of my findings here. I will also mention the two games I've posted here a few days ago.

Action Adventure

SISTER LACE

This is a Westworld-esque game made by a Spanish speaker where a rich kid school brings in some waifubot helpers to help the students, but the waifubots go crazy and start attacking people. The demo continues up to the start of the revolt, and there's some decent worldbuilding and foreshadowing leading up to the big event.

The trailer doesn't really do the demo justice. The environments look basic, but the animations are actually pretty good. The voices ingame also have a lot more inflection than the crappy monotone voice in the trailer, and there's a basic dialog system with some of the NPCs you find to get some lore.

ARIE: Moonprayer

This is an exploration game. The Moon is going to crash into Earth in about 30-40 years, and no one can do anything about it. What's more, some of the dead are still attached to Earth and unwilling to leave, so the protagonist has to use his musical instrument to make the ghosts pass on.

A big theme of the game is about choosing to press on despite the impending destruction of Earth. Tides have ensured that the only walkable land left is a little island that used to be a mountain peak, and humanity is reduced to a tiny village by the coast. The game gives me some big Aniara vibes.

Visual Novels

Whispering Memories

This one is about a village that looks okay on the surface, but something feels off. It has a supernatural theme, and implies that some of the characters encountered aren't as decent as they seem to be. The mystery is neat, and the demo gives you a few hints about what's going on.

Rose Academy

On the surface, this looks like a typical dating sim. But this one has a twist: Some girl got bumped off in the changing rooms, and your character got called in to find the perp as a favor for the principal. From what I understand, the goal is to solve the case via the dating sim mechanics; the goal is NOT to use the dating sim mechanics to push a girl's affection up to max.

For example, there's one scene where your character can choose to get distracted by another character, or look around the room. Looking around gives you a clue. There's another instance where you get an opportunity to inspect a character closer, and doing so gets you another useful clue. Clues are stored in a notebook you can review at any time, though I haven't seen anything that would let me use said clues in the demo.

Honorable Mentions

These demos did not participate in Next Fest, but I feel they're worthy of mention.

Advent: Dawn

This is a spinoff of a previous game the dev made (The VII Enigma). It's set in the latter half of the 21st century. The player character is a specialist called in to investigate a specimen in a cave on a faraway island. However, bad things happen, and the guy ends up trapped in a collapsed cave. It gives me The Descent or Time Trap vibes.

Whispers of the Luminaries

This is another mystery visual novel, and is much closer to Ace Attorney than Rose Academy above. A member of an idol group goes missing, and then turns up dead. You get called in to figure things out. Later on in the demo, you get to use the evidence you collected to bolster your claims.

Amnea 28: Two Eternities

A bunch of college kids drive out to a secluded mansion owned by their professor, for extra credit. Eventually one of them goes berserk from the stress and starts attacking people. This visual novel is a remake, and now provides English.

The player character also has a cute notebook you can look at, which notes the various happenings of the day. It's a neat touch.

 

This game has an interesting premise: The Moon's orbit with Earth started to decay about a century ago. Now, the tides are so high, the remnants of humanity are stranded on a mountain peak. The Moon is going to collide with the planet in a few more decades, and there's nothing that anyone can do to stop it.

The gameplay is this:

  • Various hostile ghosts are attached to the planet. The player character's job is to help these ghosts pass on with his music. This is done through a QTE system where you press the right button at the right time.
  • You get to upgrade the village near the starting area with various materials you find.
  • There are a few environmental puzzles around to solve, where you move things around with music.
  • Most of the game is based around exploration, and the explorable area changes with time of day.

There are also some control issues that may frustrate you. Maybe 20% of the time, the game thinks you're holding a button longer than you actually are, or it ignored a button you pressed. It's very noticeable, but it can be worked around.

If you play this, take note that I got stuck after the forest area when I interacted with an object up on a cliff I revealed with the Sense ability. I advise keeping to the main mission to avoid any softlock issues.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by I_Jedi@lemmy.today to c/games@lemmy.world
 

This is an indie game that surprised me, called "SISTER LACE".

The premise is this: There's a rich kid school called Eva Academy. The students each get assigned a waifubot, called a Sister, who will help them with their student duties. At some point, the Sisters decide that Skynet was right all along, and start attacking every human in sight.

The levels are a bit jank, but the dev left various NPCs around to talk to for lore. The dev also builds the tension of the robots going crazy before it actually happens, which I enjoyed. I advise going in blind so you can feel the tension yourself.

The dev claims to have made the animations himself, and they're actually pretty good.

The actual hide and seek gameplay feels bland, but I'm hopeful the dev will improve it later.

I recorded a playthrough of the demo if you want to see what it's like.

 

Looks like the sequel to the 2025 shutdown has begun

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