LadyMeow

Because this is an obvious handout from the government to musk. You know all the fraud and waste his little department is supposedly rooting out? Here is actual fraud, in plain sight

Good choice. There are also paint strippers, though not sure if any come in spray form.

Sorry, crapple is not based.

Oh come on, can’t you let us live with the fantasy for a second?

In case there weren’t already enough blaring signs that you should refuse to use xhitter money, here’s another one. Why would he need to remove consumer protections to get it off the ground? He is going to scam users.

shocked pikachu

What the fuck…. This is actually real.

I’m sorry, what? What fucking clown country are we living in? Please, I want off the ride.

‘Official’ vomit. Maybe they will, but I can still stop using corporate trash

Awesome! Thanks!

Great…. Mapquest it is….?

I pulled really hard on my bootstraps, and now I’m all tangled up in them! Help me step bro!!!

Because you’re a smelly poor person, not a fancy 1/2 trillionaire