MisterD

joined 2 years ago
[–] MisterD 4 points 3 months ago

Meanwhile, people are raising hell when grid battery installations are announced. So much so that the instructions are then cancelled.

So stupid

[–] MisterD 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Send them to fight in Ukraine. Let them pick a side too.

When they ask why, tell them this is what would happen if there was no NATO. They would be drafted into the war. Just like in WW2.

[–] MisterD 8 points 3 months ago

No good deed goes unpunished.

[–] MisterD 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Just pay through the nose

[–] MisterD 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Wait til you hit 40-50.

You get a new responsibility: taking care of your fossilizing body.
Moisturizing after your shower to prevent dry itchy skin Gel in your mouth to prevent it from drying out during your sleep. Must go to bed at regular times or else you sleep like shit

[–] MisterD 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They will once people start putting swastikas them

[–] MisterD 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe if they made an android app that works on phones and tablets.

Android app Currently only works on androidTV boxes if you can figure out how to create 2 Apple accounts

[–] MisterD 2 points 3 months ago

I heard leopards are getting obese on eating so many faces

[–] MisterD 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

When Hitler needed to track the unwanted in his concentration camps, IBM was there.

Today, Trump has selected IBM due to our experience in this field of Fascism.

FYI: while this is not true, I'm sure most Americans will believe it.

[–] MisterD 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Too fragile for my tastes

[–] MisterD 3 points 3 months ago

Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

[–] MisterD 2 points 3 months ago

I think the boot lickers will change their minds when it starts to affect them.

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