Olhonestjim

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

They steal our vocab and twist it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Nah, the paint still dries at the same rate. How hard you stare just increases the score.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Go burn in hell.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Well, it's AI, therefore I don't give a shit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

I went to a chiropractor until she told me that the inventor of the practice had once cured someone's blindness.

"Bullshit," I immediately thought, and never went to any chiro again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Took you a while to craft a response that maliciously idiotic. 8 hours huh? What did you do, sleep on it? What a waste of your time. I remain unimpressed. Stop talking to me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Blow over? Who ever said anything about that?

It takes courage to be a conscientious objector, especially in the face of fascism. Many good men have been murdered for refusing orders to murder civilians. Despite the consequences, it's the only ethical position possible.

Refusing unlawful orders is drilled into us in boot camp for damn good reasons. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It might slide into the doorframe with a sci-fi hiss and recognize your approach to unlock, but it's a 100% manual, electric sliding door. If you walk out of your basic apartment and don't manually close the door when you leave, it WILL be open when you get back. It'll stay open the whole time you're home. Who ever saw a manual, powered, sliding door? If you didn't realize this was a dystopia, there you go. That's hysterical. I wonder if they set it up so you'd get burglarized for neglecting basic security. And if not, why not?!

Whoever thought that up is an evil genius.

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