Inspecting an abandoned bucket in the overgrown garden.
Greetings, the world will be theirs.
OrionTheElder
joined 7 months ago
There's the making of a comedy sketch here
Loki on the left and Jack on the right
Do you expect me to talk?
Loki having a nap after his fist supervised trip outside.
My bin day is tonight, it all gets collected first thing in the morning.
Ain't that the truth.
It was a donation so I have no idea, but certainly not an ikea one. The frame looks stirdy but the wood has a habit of suddenly and spectacularly failing.
If this wasn't the second time this has happened to this bed I would be tempted to repair it again. I'm going to demonstrate my contempt for it by chopping it up and burning it.
I finished the beds and while I was putting the mattress back on one of them the wooden slats snapped. Now I'll have to dismantle it again and assemble its replacement tomorrow.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
Whatever works, baby.
Loki is going splunking.
It's also time for the Loki report this week. It's the end of the year so let's see what he has been up to. This week he has...
Climbed up the curtains
Knocked over a wine bottle
Knocked over a table which fell onto some whisky bottles
Attacked everyone's feet
Stole some fillet steak off someones plate
Edited to correct obvious security blunder. Thanks to everyone for pointing out my school boy mistake. Merry Xmas to all.
The long-suffering Jack and his ~~stepbrother~~ nemesis, Loki.
This week Loki has:
Knocked over a ladder
Ate some fried rice that was dropped on the floor
Ate some chicken out of the food bin
Chased his stepbrother out of the house and into a storm
Tripped up Mummy multiple times
Loki also had a busy week:
He knocked over the router again
He learned how to open the freezer, so he did
He learned how to switch on the dehumidifier, so he did
He got trapped in a cupboard
He "helped" put up the xmas decorations buy pulling them all down
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Jack is a year older so is an experienced explorer, taking his step bro for a tour.