PossiblyConner

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Truly, a shrimp? You readily expect me to believe a shrimp, of all the lord's creations, fried this rice? This delectable dish that I am about to partake in? Nonsense, I say! Pure and utter nonsense. A shrimp, no matter how plucky and determined, does not possess the wherewithal to wield a pan and a flame, let alone create a meal fit for a king. No, my good sir or madam, this is a task that requires the touch of a master, a chef of the highest caliber. So, I must implore you, explain to me how this shrimp, this humble crustacean, managed to perform this culinary miracle?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i swear to god ive never seen anything similar to this but i still see naked goku squatting. what is wrong with my mind

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

ALL IS BABA

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

what the fuck

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

🎯 execute

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