RandomStickman

Just gotta show what those fingers can do

Translation for the text in the image:

I work everyday just for a few stinking dollars to the point my heart is fucking shutting down

I speak Tumblr, I can help.

copywriteddad wrote a post about a character feeling like a fantastical steampunk machine out of coal. Someone reblogged it making fun of them saying a steampunk machine is out of coal (instead of steam, I suppose) in the tags. Imagine quote tweeting but just adding tags. However tags on Tumblr doesn't readily show up so copywriteddad screenshoted it in order to reply. The other user doubles down, publicly this time, so copywriteddad have to point out coal is needed to boil water in steampunk.

One simple trick to arrive an hour ahead of schedule!

ATC hates him

I guess that's why he's more focused on the magnets and such since that's where the innovation lies.

I checked out the website and the basic principle is that you can type words with "chords" or a specific combination of keys. The wikipedia page for Chorded keyboard has their product as an example on it.

Gazelles talking shit about lions and them going "that's a lot of talk coming from someone within hunting distance"

The common denominator is us, the humans

Sir Leroy Jenkins bravely heading into battle with only a 32.33% (repeating, of course) chance of survival. At least he got chicken.

On an unfailing law of physics.

T H E L A W O F I N E R T I A

We Stand on Guard

Thanks, Satan