Moron squad, assemble!
SandraBollocks
joined 1 month ago
why not just roll a d10
Jerk store!
im glad its gone. i can now eat my blazing hot lava pocket of processed pseudo-nutrients the way the pilgrims intended.
"its bringing love, break its legs!"
yeah thats about right
that is one sexy pussy
1 insanely rich so i dont have to work. 2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick 3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets
"Its a good thing we found this old abandoned summer camp kids lets sing a song."
"Bosom."
~~The Itchy & Scratchy Movie~~ The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races
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