ShamanSpiff

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Rough translation:
Nos means "our"
Vos means "your"
And Nosferatu is a vampire

So it's "We-feratu? No. YOU-feratu. Not my problem."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Since it's ranked by Nearest Miss, and Voyager started from Earth, it's roughly tied with all the other expeditions

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Looks like the teacher also colored in the sun

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Help! I brought them in, and one of them turned into a puddle!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You couldn't make Spider-Man today because enough radioactivity to do anything would just give Peter spider-cancer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Now I'm just imagining a Space Marine with googly eyes

 

But since there's 90 grams per pouch, you'll lose weight, but you're still gaining 2.16 kilograms...

spoilerThe wording looks like each pouch holds -3.17oz of applesauce

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you salute in midair, your patriotism will reduce the fall damage. Saluting the charger probably still wouldn't have helped though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Fun fact: Star Trek has lasted longer than the wild west did. 58 years versus 47 years

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

You only have the rights to your likeness until 70 years after the death of your author (your mom)

Alternatively, your mom starts with the rights, and you never even get them. (unless she sells them to you)

"Sorry kiddo, you took a selfie, so now I'm taking you to court."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's my best guess. I've shot a gun, but I've never shot a lion, so I'm no expert. I don't even know how to reload one.

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