SimonHoogwerff

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Scientists unveil methane munching monster, 100 million times faster than nature in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

America is slowly switching to the metric system: metric pounds, metric feet, you know...

Scientists unveil methane munching monster, 100 million times faster than nature in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What makes farts flammable then?

I have an electrical engineering joke but it will probably meet resistance in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I have a military joke, but I couldn't defend it

Trump backs requests for TV coverage of his federal criminal trial in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

He's also the same color as OJ.

Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris.

Trump vows to expand Muslim ban and bar Gaza refugees if he wins presidency in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Also, he will build a wall, and the Palestinians will pay for it.

'Scandalous': Anger as BBC 'refuse to cover' anti-Brexit rally in London in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bre-united and it feels so good.

Yes I actually had an argument about this in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Because suicide bombers wear them only once?

Numerous Tesla owners say they've been trapped inside their EVs after they lost power. Here's how to manually open a Tesla door if you get stuck inside. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do the brakes brake by wire, or break by wire?

They're not supposed to look like that in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A half nut vs a total nut

The Russians hunting for cheap flats in occupied Mariupol in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I reckon that after the war most buildings will be newly built.

Pic of a cat with Ukrainian soldier in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Is she carrying a pair of combat scissors?

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Steal this meme (derp.foo)
 
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