ANGRY AT CORRUPT MPS? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
#COME ON DOWN TO pitchforkemporium
I GOT 'EM ALL!
Traditional | Left Handed | Fancy |
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---E | Ǝ--- | ---{ |
I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS! |
33% off! | 66% off! | Manufacturer's Defect! |
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---F | ---L | ---e |
NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!
The Euro | The Pound | The Lira |
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---€ | ---£ | ---₤ |
#HAPPY LYNCHING!
^(* some assembly required)
The last time I went to a vegetarian event, I ate nothing but tempura mushrooms, cheese and crackers. Time for some malicious compliance because a lot of tasty deep fried junk is "vegetarian".