TheAuthor_13

What about Dr Fishman from Arrested Development?

Individual efforts are cool & all, but… maybe it’s not entirely on the regular Schmoe

I mean… they’re barbarians, not BARBARIANS

Sure, he was arrested, but the playground cred he just earned is going to carry him long beyond any incarceration.

It’s embroidered on her apron (?)

It’s 100% a lose-lose situation no matter how you chop it up, so if I can at least get some Betelgeuse-level of affection from the designated House slut in the meantime, it’ll dull the pain otherwise.

Seat #9 - at least I could get a handie from BoBo after a few in-flight vodkas…

There’d be hair restoration & ED specialized wizards within a year.

Here’s another example of a fuckwit “celebrity” who just couldn’t keep their shit opinions to themselves & now they’re going to get absolutely drug for the next few months, their lives (hopefully) turned upside down.

Hope that RNC check was enough, burnt jizzbag

Good. They’ve been stealing from their customers for decades; this is fuckin’ karmic.

Southwest Airlines be like…

Welp, when your self-identity is directly correlated to your political beliefs & said beliefs are inherently hateful & divisive against minorities, it’s pretty tough to be confidently open about your “real you”