ThePyroPython

Did you get a video? You know, so in the future nazi sympathisers get what they rightly deserve?

Controversial, but the kids have to die for the idiot adults to learn their lesson.

It's a tragedy because they have little to no agency. But these morons, like those who refuse vaccines, need to watch their kids suffer and die to feel the consequences for themselves to understand why safety regulations are written in blood.

What wind speed will cause you to topple over?

On a more serious note, have you found any particular activities or sports where your unique genetics have given you an advantage?

Can't park there mate.

Suggest they should get a mail order bride then, or stop being such an unlikable cunt by raising their self-respect standards.

In my experience they seem to shut up when you suggest that.

I'm wondering if they've had the timing belt or clutch replaced.

Not quite sure what the human equivalent of those would be.

GOOD LORD that pork belly is so shiny and juicy looks like a glass-blown masterpiece. And the second photo I can imagine the crackling sensation on my teeth and ears as I bite into it. 🤤

Ohhhh just one wafer thin slice...?

Oh I LOVE cooking for others so much more than cooking for myself.

It's one of the things I'd love to do if I find a partner, I would love cooking for them. Heck, between my love for cooking, my need to keep places clean when I focus my hyper-fixation on tidying up, and enjoy doing DIY, I'd be so happy to be a house husband.

Yeah I can't help myself I'm an engineer so I overcomplicate and push the tolerances to the absolute limit and the same applies to my cooking.

I also maybe overcompensating for lackluster tasting (but still made with love with what little resources they had, I'm not trying to be ungrateful just honest) food growing up my parents made.

Also if you're up Manchester way drop me a DM and come on over for dinner, my aunt and uncle love hosting people (I will ask first though).

Dinner is served. Unfortunately it collapses in on itself as I haven't quite nailed the presentation yet so it's not the most photogenic.

Oh and for any Americans saying that "British people still eat like the Germans are flying overhead": please, I beg you, come over here and try this. I GUARANTEE that you'll stuff yourself so full on my food, you'll have no room left to eat your words!