Thebeardedsinglemalt

joined 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Yar: I only have sex with human males, and devices which run on batteries.

Interviewer: Lt Cmdr Data runs on batteries.

Yar: I SAID WHAT I SAID

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

He could take the standard real-life playbook and repeat blatant lies about the Hazari being pedos and groomers to take some attention off him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

America:

Land of the free! Freedom freedom freedom

Also America:

...unless you're not a white straight christian male always wearing at least 1 piece of gear with an American flag on it and your vehicle has some sort of back the thin blue line decal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

you will have no hopes, no personality

I knew half the women on Bumble were Borg!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Kill them, board the ship, take everything we can, attempt to reverse engineer it, find tech that could make life instantly better for over 90% of the population to end world hunger and instantly cure countless diseases injuries and ailments...but instead they patent it and hold back 100 years of progress while some people get obscenely rich

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Get that fucking fish out of the Ready Room.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (11 children)

I wanted to do more but working is getting in the fucking way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

His favorite song is the 90s hit Berserker.

My love for you is like a truck, BERRRRSERRRRKEERRRR

Would you like some making fuck, BERRRRSERRRRKEERRRR

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just my luck I'm either in the Control group and get the placebo, or I get in super early trials and end up with the Kane Madness

 
 
 
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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

This completely normal person also used to have a wooden sign in front of his house before Biden bowed out. It said "I'm pooped I'm gonna go" and had the general shape of a diaper under it that said "BIDEN".

But good to know he legitimately spent money on those cardboard cutouts of Harris and Walz. There used to be several more signs for the orange turd but I think he was asked to dial it back a little

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