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Daddy said you would like this one. Was he right? 🦄💦 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes. Be sure to thank him for us.

Slap or kiss? [OC] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Seems like there's a side for each, huh?

Slide your throbbing cock inside of my tight holes and indulge in the sensations of my holes swallowing your cock up INCH BY INCH 😋 [f] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Well you've clearly got this all worked out so who am I to say no?

Post gym photo<3 [f] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Fit and fine

Snarky Puppy - Fuel City in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Saw them in March. Show was 90 minutes of new album songs, including this. Fucking incredible. Mike League is the best bandleader in the world today.

Ready on my knees for you sir in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Good girl anticipating needs!

Katz: Embiid to the Knicks? Why patience remains the priority in New York in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

To be fair I'm not sure why Philly does half or more of the shit they do. I'm not even sure Philly knows either.

[F] [OC] A little bit of everything 😇 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

And you've got it everywhere. Lord have mercy.

what movie/show made you think "WTF did I just watch?" in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Specific episode of a show: Mad Men's sixth season episode "The Crash." Just a slowly unfolding trip that takes all the surreal elements of the show so much further than they had gone before or since.

This is my [f]irst ever Lemmy post, I honestly don't know what I'm doing. But... hi, and I hope you like my titties! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Welcome! Can't wait to see even more of you.

Britney Spears Slapped in Face by NBA Star Victor Wembanyama Security in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Who had this as his first controversy?

[f][OC] Freshly spanked in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Nothing more delicious than a properly ripened peach.