bumbali

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

it will get my penis instead

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ah, so that's where the remote went...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

i have the same situation. i figured i could have sex with someone else then, but other women seem to also know i use linux because nobody else will bang me either. and i doubt it's my looks, mom says i'm handsome, so it has to be the linux stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

ohh so lovely and soft. perfect pillow after a long day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

would love to flap your wings

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i would not pull out of that pussy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the stress is dripping out of my weewee!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i want to slide my front tail under your tail

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

there's no time to take them off!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

yeah hard to imagine that, my gf finds me less attractive than a bag of potatoes. she's nice to me, but she does not look at me, and pigs fly more often than she touches me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

set up your printer

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