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Search engine optimisation. People search for the attributes and so products that have attributes in the name will be more successful.

Cars were invented after gravity.

Like this? ~~https://www.gov.uk/government/news/thousands-of-homes-to-be-kept-warm-by-waste-heat-from-computer-data-centres-in-uk-first~~

Edit: Actually more like this https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/12/heata_offers_free_hot_water/

Teleportation is also one of the options, so that solves the getting stuck somewhere problem. My concern is what immortality is like without also getting invulnerability...

Like some kind of necromancer and their army of undead.

It happened in the UK, though the rules were a little relaxed for Christmas.

People have been working for decades to fix the 2038 problem, so I don't think there's too much to worry about.

Words like "unalive" are a form of doublespeak just to get around the restrictions, it's silly.

I think it's a legal thing so they're probably not allowed to get rid of it.

Kinda like this:

I've heard people say "yous" before.

So the limit is actually more than 413?