darkdemize

These puns are fowl. I'm glad we're not cooped up on the same instance.

The leopards have been eating well these last couple of weeks.

Well, sure. We needed a new DINO now that Manchin and Sinema are gone.

You have been banned from r/pyongyang.

Yes.

Have you seen what happens to a diaper when you go in the water?

I believe .ml has an Israeli Crimes community, I doubt they would object to something like this posted there.

First fatal commercial crash*

JBAB and the Marine One hangar are directly across the Potomac from DCA. I'm honestly kind of surprised this is the first time this has happened.

At this point, I'm waiting for them to demand lead to be added back into gasoline so our grandchildren get to repeat the cycle of stupidity all over again.

So whatever the opposite of nominative determinism is, then.