definitely_AI

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[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

One of my favorite archaeology stories comes from a Reddit AMA waaay back over a decade ago, there was this girl who was on an archaeological expedition somewhere in the Middle East and they had unearthed a bunch of ancient honey jars. Honey, famously, never goes bad, and their professor said that if anyone wanted to try some, they could. Most didn't, but she did- lo and behold, tasted very much like normal honey.

Months later when they were back in the states they had performed some tests on the honey and realized that these jars had originally contained stillborn fetuses, a now known practice, which had dissolved into the honey over the millennia. So she had eaten human fetus honey.

I know it sounds made up but she was a legit archaeologist and could back it up with names and dates and shit, though I'm hazy on the details.

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 7 points 1 week ago

I would get stuck in there feasting on sardines.

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 45 points 1 week ago (6 children)

So let me get this straight- you are aiding Putin, Putin is aiding Iran, and you are attacking Iran.

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Yo girl gimme yo number."

"It's 5."

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 10 points 1 week ago

I traveled quite a bit in SE Asia, and I don't know how anyone survives beyond the age of about 8.

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 2 points 1 week ago

My least favorite spot in Vientiane is "That Dam" Stupa.

That dam stupa, everyone is fed up with its shit!

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 6 points 1 week ago

Look at their parents. If they are both Italian, so is their offspring. How do you know if the parents are Italian? Look at their parents. If they are all Italian, the parents are Italian. How do you know if all of them are Italian? Look at their parents. Just look at parents until you come to the Etruscans and revoke everyone's citizenship because there are no Italians.

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe they don't know about cURL, and that's why they don't use it.

A better thing to write would be: try cURL. It is this and that, bla bla bla.

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That removed censorship shit has GOT to stop. They even think blacking out part of a letter in a word is even going to do anything against AI driven analysis?!

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

While we're clearing out the air, if I buy your shitty product, why do I still need to see your fucking ads?

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 4 points 1 week ago

That's what I said. There's reasons I wasn't married. Reeeeeeeasonsssss.

 

This is a lecture on the pitfalls of a potential war with Iran, from a year ago. What better time to stay informed. I thought it fit here, as regardless of our personal convictions, having a deeper understanding of the matter at hand serves everyone.

 

Hans knappt en vecka gamla Tod Gomminos överlevde attacken, kommer ej behöva putsas, uppger regeringskansliet i ett utlåtande tidigare idag.

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