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What will be the exact date and time of Apollo's death? (lemmy.ml)
 

I am making a YouTube Poop of WWDC. I put the Apollo icon on the bubble in the beginning intro, the Lemmy logo on the bubble that the guy jumps onto, and the Reddit logo appearing and blowing up twice.

I want to make it public at the exact time that Apollo dies.

Yeah "smart" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Apple responding to your infringement of one of their 5000 Vision Loss Pro patents by sending a special software update just for you, which causes your iBad to tell your HomeKit thermostat to make the air hot enough to burn a very flammable object that you have

Personally I prefer `throw new nullpointerexception` in c/[email protected]
*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is Lemmy's ultimate victory over Reddit

One small step for lemur, one giant leap for lemmy

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Poop (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
0 comments fedilink
 
*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Lemmy moment

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hmmm (lemmy.ml)
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Frutiger grapho (lemmy.ml)
 

Image by prizeshape429

We got a new reddit in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We need to compete against TikTok somehow

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Donald Thump stole confidential documents from the government and ate them (lemmy.ml)
 
Just an idea in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

GNU + Linux laptop

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If a subreddit can't remain in blackout, it should switch to being open but only allowing links to posts in a Lemmy community (lemmy.ml)
iPhone subreddits is back online with the picture of Tim Cook in c/[email protected]
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A dirt aggregator for the fediverse. Wellthatsucks (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
0 comments fedilink
 

Gonna link to this post on r/wellthatsucks

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Rickroll when trying to access /.env on server (github.com)
Confession. I wrote a lot of fake stories on Reddit. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

On another account, I posted things to r/thomastheplankengine that aren't actually from my dreams

WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just wanted to know why men were created with nipples

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Louis Rossman was wrong about the existence of a subreddit for people that enjoyed having their 3rd toe tickled (lemmy.ml)
 

“I’m confident that if you wanted to find a community of people that enjoyed having their 3rd toe tickled, you could probably find a community of people that enjoy having their 3rd toe tickled. I’m not kidding. Reddit is one of those places.” - Louis Rossman

Wrong. That can’t be found on Reddit. Only Lemmy has it. Lemmy rules. Greed loses.

(In response to what Louis Rossman said, I created [email protected], a Lemmy community of people that enjoyed having their 3rd toe tickled)

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Zoomer (lemmy.ml)
 
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Protest at the HQ of Reddit on June 12 (www.reddit.com)
I made a genetic algorithm for fonts in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Genetic algorithms are similar to natural selection. This one repeatedly generates random variations of glyphs and applies them if the new glyphs are identified more quickly than the previous ones.

If it works well, then the font will become increasingly legible.

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Apple bragging about patents (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I just released fine-ill-do-it-myself, a library that keeps track of a directory's total size using filesystem events in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

See the homepage

I made a genetic algorithm for fonts in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It measures how fast you can identify the character and type the correct one

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