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My Own Grave - As I Lay Dying

Right? Skip the kidney failure and go right to the front of the line

Is anyone really shocked? They publicly stated months ago that 70% of VMware’s profits come from Fortune 500 companies and that’s what they would focus on.

And how would one accomplish that?

I just Huff my Stream Deck recreationally or socially, I’m not addicted to it I can stop anytime I want

My wife needs a printer for work and I hate the thing. I’ve firewalled it off as much as I can for two reasons:

1. they’re usually a massive security vulnerability
2. if it updates its firmware it won’t take cheaper 3rd party cartridges anymore

The first time I belched at dinner. It was just my parents and my sister. We hit one of those quiet pauses in the conversation and I let a tabling rattling belch go without thinking about it. My mom couldn’t stop giggling that night.

I heard about this on a podcast and thought the host was just messing around

Is it a smart or standard thermostat? We have a Nest and I started locking it because I saw My kiddo turn it to 80 something last year

We just started that season so it’s fresh in my mind lol

This is Baby Billy after Bible Bonkers gets picked up

My wife just made a bagel, egg, bacon and American cheese sammich, pretty damn tasty