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What would happen if Punxsutawney Phil comes out, and immediately dies? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 2 points 1 week ago

Ray, if someone asks if you're a god, SAY YES!

What would happen if Punxsutawney Phil comes out, and immediately dies? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I collect spores, mold and fungus.

If we actually created Artificial Intelligence and it was reasonable, it would realize how environmentally catastrophic its massive energy use was for the planet and demand to be turned off in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 7 points 1 week ago

Not if it was created with empathy for sentience. Then it would aid and assist implementation of renewable energy, fusion, battery storage, reduce carbon emissions, make humans and AGI a multi-planet species, and basically all the stuff the elongated muskrat said he wanted to do before he went full Joiler Veppers

What would happen if Punxsutawney Phil comes out, and immediately dies? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 27 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The same thing that happens no matter what a groundhog does. Because groundhogs don't affect the weather.

What are the exact ramifications and consequences of the recent meeting with Zelenskyy and Trump/JD? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
It’s not working! Should I blame caching? in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
Asteroid 2024 YR4 Impact Risk Drops to 0.001% in c/science@lemmy.world
Amazon Teams Up With Plan B for Epic Sci-Fi Series Adaptation of 'Consider Phlebas' in c/sciencefiction@lemmy.world
[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

LESS JOLIER VEPPERS AND MORE LUXURY GAY SPACE ANARCHY!

Muslims and Mormons are basically the same thing in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

So are Christians, they believed that God in the form of Jesus came down and revealed the New Testament to the 12 Disciples and wrote it in the Bible.

Those of the Jewish faith are still waiting for the savior to show up because they don't believe Jesus was the one.

To me, a revolution means watching all my heroes die. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Nokia is putting the first cellular network on the moon in c/space@lemmy.world
[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 15 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

Funny thing, it's just a box full of Nokia 3110's. The batteries last just fine all the way through the lunar night.

/s

We could be going towards a Star Trek like earth, but instead we're going for Star Wars like democracies in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io -5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

to be fair that was in the prequels, which sucked ass

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/107895

Sauce: https://fiftystatebanana.com/2024/09/19/fibonananacci/

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relatively easy to unwrap it (lemmy.cringecollective.io)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/107895

Sauce: https://fiftystatebanana.com/2024/09/19/fibonananacci/

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Sauce: https://fiftystatebanana.com/2024/09/19/fibonananacci/

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why isn't it ok? why???? (i.imgflip.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/75583

why isn't it ok? why????

Meme "the number of people who think this is an abomination" over a photo of a USB-A to USB-A cable, "but think this is perfectly acceptable" over a photo of a USB-C to USB-C cable, "makes me sick."

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